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Whenever I play Halo I meet so many different people who act and behave differently. Some characters and skill are to be admired whilst some people should just stop playing halo and not necessarily because they suck at the game but they are just simply annoying to play with. Find below a top 7 list of people that annoy the hell out of me…. and probably you too.

7.) The noobs who say “WOW” whenever they die.

I get sick and tired of stupid noobs who always say WOW whenever they die just because they can not ever get a fucking kill. Its hard enough playing with 3 other noobs in team slayer which suck…..

6.) Getting Called a “Foreigner”

I know I am from England and have an English accent which differentiates from that of the states but for fucks sake how does that make me a “foreigner”???? Since when did the internet belong to Americans or since when did the US have xbox live all for themselves!!!

5.) The Loud Little Kids

Im quite frankly tired of 13 year old kids who scream their heads off everytime someone kills them blaming bungie for their demise. REALITY CHECK: A sniper bullet through your head means DEATH no matter HOW FAR the sniper. No need blaming the good folks over bungie for your no0b skillz.

4.) The “De-Rankers”

To be honest I have not met many of these cunts whilst playing halo 3 but they are there and when you do get them in your game type they can seriously hamper your chances of winning. I play Team slayer all the time to level UP not level DOWN. To get rid of these cunts I strongly suggest leaving a negative player review such as “avoid player” (lacking skill). To get rid of them in the team if they are non stop committing suicide, you simply stay close to them and let them betray you. When the message comes up (usually after 2 betrayals), you simply boot the bitch.

3.) The “Melee” Update HaterzzZ (blaming bungie…again)

Before in Halo 3 we had the people always owning the others with a melee attack simply because they had a better internet connection. Now, since the update, bungie has fixed this so that the person with least amount of health dies. However, some people cant just understand this concept at all when they both die during a simultaneous melee attack. Ok so the system aint perfect but stop blaming bungie you level 3 sergeant no0bs.

2.) The “Parasite”

The Parasite. Before I complain let me explain what a parasite is:

a follower who hangs around a host (without benefit to the
host) in hope of gain or advantage

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So it does NOT benefit you. In halo 3, the equivalent is a no0b that has a negative KD (kill to death ratio) i.e. -13 but you still win because you and your other team mates are owning. Essentially it caused you no harm hence it parasiting off you.

The halo 3 ranking system recognises such parasites and does not award them as many points or whatever metric system used to rank up. You must have a good game in order to level up quickly, by good I mean a positive Kill to Death ratio.

1.) The “Leech”

There is nothing worse than a “LEECH“. These dickheads are the type who single handedly make you loose a game with their KD (Kill to Death Ratio) being negative. Imagine getting +10 in a game and you are owning but you loose 45-50 because some stupid no0b has -13????????

Definition of “Leech”:

“Leeches attach themselves to their hosts sucking blood and remain there until they become full, at which point they fall off”

Leeches suck blood in real life causing you harm until they get full and stop sucking blood. In halo 3 they DIE non stop all the way until the game ends after which you have lost. I would rather quit than stay and play with a Leech.

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Thats the list folks, I hope you like it!

Note: This list is made for fun but if you seriously fall into anyone of these points, then you are seriously close to becoming a “no0b”.

LaterzzZZZZ

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